Sin City

unfortunate moments in las vegas:
-standing next to 2 guys making out
-standing next to 2 girls making out
-being handed naked girl baseball cards on the streets
-being accosted by a homeless drunk mumbling about the devil
-seeing every largely overweight woman feeling the need to wear skintight tanktops and/or bikinis
-piercings in places i didn't even know could be pierced
-billboards featuring australian men in "thunder from down under" (use your imagination)
-being carded 3483242 times while wandering through the casinos...sucks looking like your 15
-leash kids

highlights:
-old lady in airport telling me i look like jennifer aniston
-dessert after every meal
-freaking uhmazing outlet malls
-blue man group and cirque de soleil
-$50 richer...thank you slot machines
-meeting up with the love
-going to a nightclub and watching a girl dance with herself in front of a mirror

all in all, a successful and fun girls trip. they definitely call it sin city for a reason. it's good to be home...well, until i took my dog to the dog park and watched him mount every dog within a 5 mile radius...but that's another story!

peace. love. and vegas.